nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME
Charlie is the best thing about Twilight
THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP
YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD
BUT THAT ONE
MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT
yeah i didn’t like titanic either
i was gonna reblog anyways but that titanic comment just made this 10x better
do you ever sing a duet and pretend youre both people
#WHAT ABOUT US #WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH #WHAT ABOUT TRUST!!! #YOU KNOW I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOU!! #WHAT ABOUT ME???????? #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!??!?!?!? #I GOTTA LEAVE BUT ILL MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!