Now, Father, you’re living in the past. This is the fourteenth century!
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
all I know
"So, will you accept me as an ally?"
"…. If you are still the Lagertha I remember, then yes.”
hey do you ever think maybe hannibal just got called ‘hannibal the cannibal’ a bunch of times as a kid and it really upset him so he went ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em’ and fulfilled his destiny and maybe it’s not his fault he consumes human flesh or is that not the show
#but cAN WE HAVE A MECHANIC ALLISON AU#LYDIA COMES TO GET HER CAR FIXED AND SHE’S LIKE#FUCKIN HELL I HATE GOING TO THE MECHANIC THEY ALWAYS THINK THEY CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE I WEAR HEELS BIGGER THAN THEIR DICKS#and then there’s allison#grease smeared across her cheek and perfect skin and hair tied in a knot#tells lydia she’s really backed up and it’ll be a couple days#so lydia drops by every day#with an extra nonfat vanilla late for allison#and they talk about her car#and then they talk about other things#family and school#and how allison is going to start school in beacon hill in the fall#but she’s helping her dad over the summer#and lydia finally asks her to go get a coffee with her#and#aaaand#oh geeze i just want a lot of this forever#allydia#teen wolf#au#pLEASE#someone hear my plea (x)
Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like
Disney one-liners we never forget.
I will forever reblog